Jewish in an Hour with Carl Kissin

GENESIS…  OF OUR PROBLEMS — THE RELATIONSHIP BIBLE

CONGREGATION: Oh Lord, they didn’t give us enough attention.

Yes Lord, we are seeking to re-do.

We will not be attracted to them.

We will not love them back.

We will worship them for life.

Be obsessed.

Humiliate ourselves in endless masochistic ways.

Amen.

And in our next relationship we expect to be treated that way.

And will find someone who confirms that.

But since the son-of-a-bitch doesn’t care, our actions will be futile

We will wail and gnash our teeth

But we will never listen to their advice.  And yes, you are crazy.

as well as our some of our possessions

ditto our dignity.

Is history baby

Forgive us Lord, we will use someone

They will have no clue that they are an unwitting participant in meaningless revenge

So be it.

Union.

So-be-it union.

Just like my last lover.

Just like my last lover.

Just like my my last lover… and my father.

Amen

Ah-women!

If I knew that I’d have been on Oprah.

An injury not covered by ObamaCare

What does he know, he lives alone

Sounds like grounds for malpractice

To hell with that, I’m getting a cat.

All you need is love

All you need is love

All you need is love, love, love is all you need

There’s nothing you can win that can’t be won

Doo do do do doo

Doo do do do doo

ALL: Love is all you need.